It’s hard to know when to fly the nest these days. Home comforts are just too inviting and it hardly makes sense to pay for electricity when it’s free at home, right?
You may not think it’s time to fully embrace adulthood and make it on your own but we’re pretty sure that some of you may be in need of a little push to help you get there. Below you’ll find the telltale signs that it’s time to move out. Warning: the following may deliver somewhat of a massive reality check. Sorry.
You have no clue how much things cost
Or where gas and electricity even comes from
And you’ve just this moment found out you have to PAY for water
Your laundry is magically always clean
Getting places is easy – you just call your chauffeur
You say “My mum does that!” when people talk about their partners
Speaking of partners, you dating life is pretty…tricky
And respect for boundaries is a myth in your house
Even if you do have a partner you never get any time to yourselves!
You rely on your parents to wake you for work
You still haven’t developed any sort of cooking skills
Or cleaning skills, for that matter
You’ve been labeled the baby of you friendship group
You get yelled at if you even start to complain about money problems
Your bedroom still reflects your teenage self
And you still sort of resemble your teenage self not a working adult
If this is you then it’s time to come clean, get your act together and move out! Pack your childhood memories in a box and head to your local Lok ‘nStore to hide away your embarrassing items and move on and out into adulthood!
